Sometimes I Want To Give Up

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: April 10, 2005

Oh, my god! You're from San Diego? I grew up there! Are you dating anyone? I could totally set you up with my friend Karen.
Actually, I'm...
Not into fat chicks? I knew it! I have another friend, but she has serious issues and a few kids...are you interested?
I'm gay.
You're so funny; she likes guys with a sense of humor. Should I call her or what?