Ask A Gay Man Anything

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: September 11, 2005

Dear Fag, When hot, drunk indie-rock boys say I'm cuuuuuuute after I give them ten cents for a bus ride, are they speaking the truth?
Dear Three-Beer- Queer, There's a good chance they really do think you're cute.
But keep in mind that people who ride public transportation already have very low standards.