One Pronged Attack

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: September 14, 2005

I've been getting e-mails and instant messages from 14 year-old girls who think I'm the singer in some new band who has the same name as me.
You should send them photos of your unit.
I'd never do that.
Afraid of getting arrested?
That and it's not fair for people to judge him solely by the sheer magnificence of his cock this early in his career.