Going Commando

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: November 5, 2005

Mr. President, I don't understand why you're dropping your ban on gays in the military.
It's all part of my secret plan to thin out their herd.
Private Rainbow! We sent you out on the front lines unarmed. How in the hell did you take this bunker?
With the weapons and defense mechanisms all gays are born with, sir, my scathing wit and biting sarcasm.
OUTSTANDING!
This place needs some curtains or throw pillows or something.