Discretion

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: August 20, 2006

So, you, uh, wanna go back to my place?
Sure.
You're discreet, right?
No, everytime I hookup with a guy, I take out full page ads complete with pictures. Then I call the guy's parents and ask if they know what a pervert they raised.
I was afraid of that.