Marry Me, Mary
Author: AccentuateNegative
Date: February 16, 2007
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| Will you, Steve, take me as your husband, let me use your hair product, borrow your shoes, and adopt my dog as your own child? | |
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| ...and when our sex life becomes a boring, routine ritual, will you let me bring in a third to spice things up, as long as we play together? | |
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| ...and will you stay with me forever, until someone younger and hotter comes along? | |
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| Look, as long as it's not "for uglier or fatter," you've got a deal. | |
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