Boy Was I Wrong

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: December 17, 2007

I went to a Christian Elementary School
Why didn't you turn in any orders for the Christmas fundraiser?
We were constantly shilling for them
I went to three houses in my neighborhood and they all laughed at me.
Sixth Grade is for closers.
I didn't exactly fit in.
As God as my witness, I'll never be seen with a fruitcake again.