Weird Science

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: December 22, 2008

You're late.
Sorry, I was browsing Xtube.
I was watching one guy fuck an inflatable orca, then I linked to a video of a guy smashing his balls with a brick, then I saw a guy shove a whole eggplant up his ass.
Didn't we have a discussion about how you're not supposed to talk about what gets you off?
Oh, I don't jerk off to it.