Slenderize

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: January 17, 2010

I think this year, you lesbians should get your own parade separate from the gays.
So that gays and lesbians can target their pride messages to a more focused audience?
Really I'm thinking we need to do it just to cut down on the length of the gay parade.
Because there are so many of us?
No, because your hips are so much wider than ours, you have to march in single file.