Bound and Gagged

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: January 27, 2010

So exactly how is Ted Haggard not gay anymore?
When he travels, he never stays alone in a hotel.
And he is in constant contact with his wife who can track his location down at a moment's notice.
You know, you can't cure a crazy person by putting him in a straight jacket.
I think we just did.