A Guy Walks into a Barista

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: October 21, 2012

I knew you were gay because every time you came into my Starbucks, you ordered non-fat milk with your latte.
I can totally peg people by their coffee drinks.
I can do that too...Like if a woman in front of me gets a Venti Double Chocolate Chip Blended Creme Frappuccino with whip...
I can tell she's fat.