On Point

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: December 6, 2021

The bomb squad was called to an English hospital when a man was admitted with a World War II artillery shell stuck in his rectum.
The man said he was cleaning his house when he slipped and fell on the unexploded ordnance.
He could have really been hurt.
Luckily for him, his pants were already off, the shell was upright on the floor, and it was generously slathered in lube.