Action Theatre (NOT!)

Author: Action_Ash

Date: September 20, 2001

by Action_Ash
9-20-01
At the Pandimensional Evil-Con...
How goeth the evil business, Great Cthulhu?
Horribly. Every time I do something, I get one upped by a fucking mortal. It's driving ME insane!
You're shitting me. How is that possible?
It just is. I gotta go now, cause comes the fucker now.
Oh shit! It's Raijin Z!
Have you seen Ctulhu? He took my shoes, making me walk barefoot over miles of sharp rocks and razor blades.