crap concept, HAPPY ENDING

Author: AdZki

Date: January 8, 2003

by AdZki
1-08-03
HAA, HA, hAAaaA! you, you, you fat fuckin pig!! haA!
i hold my notepad now, but i'm crying inside...
yes, ONE DAY, i shall be a SLIM, ENGLISH policeman! I hath lost all that is my dignity i hath beeneth prepared to...
one day arrives
HA! HA! HAHA! PIG! HAHA! OINK!!
youurrrre fuggin nicked mate. dont make me go all bill-style and smash your kneecaps, come to my fiat panda now, oight.