Aeon_Azuran's comics : stripcreator

Heroism Ain't so Hot

by Aeon_Azuran
2-29-04


	Die..


	Yoshi's Story is way better than Earthbound, hehe!! I pee sitting down!!!


	BY THE INFERNAL HATRED THAT CONSUMES MY BEING, I FLAME YOU, OH TERRIBLE YET WUSSY SPAWN OF SATAN!


	God damn it.


	You're my bestest friend! HEY, I think I found my spleen, hehe!

Annual Somalian Rainfall

by Aeon_Azuran
2-29-04


	I am a pinnacle, nay, a paradigm of originality and wit. Observe with baited breath as I wow hapless board users to their core with verbiage and ridiculously abstruse facts.


	That's BATED breath, you fool! If I could use italics I would be pwning you so hard right now.


	Gaze in awe as I define myself by spouting the same tired claptrap time and again, self-referencing my own obscure references. Hell, I even think minimalism and blank panels for effect are still cool.


	I am become God by confusing the shit out of you. It's like post-modern irony but really, really dumb.


	Soupy's mother is SUCH a whore.

Psychotropic Summer Contestants

by Aeon_Azuran
3-01-04

Stimulants


	Mario >>>>>>> my Mom in bed! Know Your Roots! You're banned from all my tourneys!


	OMFG S700P1\|) n00b! AGA 1Z G0\|)! M0D5 5\|-\|411 PH33R!!!!!11!!!11shift+one!!11!!!!11!!!!!!!eleventy!1

Depressants


	Hey hot e-babe, wanna get nak... rejected AGAIN? My soul is such a black, empty shell. Guess I'll whine about it for a month and start a few more projects.


	You think he's got it bad, I have to LISTEN to this melodramatic bullshit all day.

Hallucinogens


	Yarr, matey! We'll sail th' seven seas and defeat tha' scalawag CJayC! Scurvy dog took me rum. x.O


	There are so many gramatical errors in that sentence I don't know where to begin. Now let's get you out of that costume, you sexy little boy! )O(

This Could Happen to YOU

by Aeon_Azuran
3-05-04


	I used to be an unpopular loser on the SC2k3 board. Maplejet wouldn't even look at me when we were having sex. Then I made the switch...


	To Nokia's N-Gage! You can't go wrong with their high quality lineup like Tomb Raider, and, um, probably that one other game. You know, the one with the stuff.


	Now, with my upcoming line of CNET Lubricantâ„¢, I'm richer and more popular than ever!


	And it's all thanks to N-Gage. And my lucky fetus. But mostly N-Gage.

N-Gage. You know what you doing.


	My name's Popo, and I'm a fucking sellout.

Pain in the Acerbity

by Aeon_Azuran
12-31-04


	Sieg Heil!


	ALL BOW TO ME, LORD OF THE FRENCH EMPIRE AND SUPREME RULER OF YOUR PANTS!


	And then the universe exploded and everyone got AIDS and died.


	Word.

Of Books and Blasphemies

by Aeon_Azuran
9-07-05

And now an exclusive scene from Oldhasbeen's upcoming novel, Daybreak of the Incognito


	Do sneaking suits make my butt look fat?


	Raiden! The whitehouse president been kidnapped by rabid tentacle beasts working for THE PATRIOTS!


	Maybe I should grow a mullet too. I bet it's a hit with the sailors.


	Rawr!

BUT IT WAS ALL A DREAM OF A VR SIMULATION OF A REALITY SHOW!


	Not in there! It's far too big!


	At least they left me TIVO

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