The Story of a Chimp: #9

Author: Aero_God

Date: February 21, 2003

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Im sorry but it appears you baby has Systic Fibrosis or something...and probably AIDS
But doctor Im not pregnant.
I know I know. Its tough accepting it. But my team of lizard doctors is prepared to abort your baby....then we will probably eat it.
Seriously Doctor. Im not pregnant. How is it possible.
Actually you are the father. It also appears that Anna Nicole Smith is the mother.
ABORT THE FUCKER.