At Pearly Gates: St. Peter Don't Use Blunt Knife

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: August 17, 2003

by Ahsirakh
8-17-03
St. Peter visits some forum in his spare time...
Wonder what this suicide thread is about... hey! Someone just posted!
"Goodbye. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I'm opting for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye."
One hour later...
Hey! The same user posted again! I thought he said he killed himself?
"Hey! This is Thetrebsrock's sister. He told me this password and just stopped talking. He's dead."
*POOF!* Thetrebsrock comes before St. Peter.
WTF?! Your last words to anyone was your password?
I figured, like, since everyone there didn't like me, I might make them remorseful or something...