At Pearly Gates: Broadband Bub (part 1)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: August 19, 2003

by Ahsirakh
8-19-03
Thetrebsrock goes back to the Gates.
WTF? I thought I already let you in!
See, my sis, my friend and his sis are committing suicide also.
So... you're coming out here to meet them?
No, I want to go to Hell. That's where they're going.
Wouldn't you want to wait? They're going to be coming here first anyway.
Nah, I wanna try the broadband there. I'm sure it'll be better than 984 gigabytes per sec you have here.