Warped! The Matrix Reloaded (want freedom fries with that?)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 15, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-15-03
Neo goes to see the Oracle.
Why is it that when I meet you, you always give me bad news?
You mean like the fact that the Cubs are totally gonna kick the Red Sox's asses, or that I'm going to talk loads of bullshit before finally telling you to meet some French dude?
French? FRENCH? You mean those peace-loving bastards? FRENCH?!
Shut up.
Sorry. Iraqi war flashbacks, huh?
Not really, this kind of thing happens every few seconds in U.S. history. And future. Fucking sick of it.