Warped! The Matrix Reloaded (i really hate bane)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 15, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-15-03
Meanwhile...
Fuck you, I don't want penis enlargement, I want to get out of the Matrix!
Of course, sir. May I have your credit card number?
Argh! Too late! Smith's cloning himself into me...
... now I can kill Mr Anderson without him whooping a hundred of my asses!
Smith gets used to being Bane...
Pardon me, Neo. Can I kill you please?
Bane, does this have to do with me saying how Red Sox are gonna whoop the Cubs' asses?