Warped! The Matrix Reloaded (grrrl power)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 15, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-15-03
Thanks for telling me about the Source. Why'd you ask about Smith Schwarzenegger anyway?
I wanted zat huge vibrating dildo he gave you from his telemarketing days. Writing orgasmic cakes doesn't cut it for me now-- oh, oops, hi Persephone.
Orgasmic cakes?
Oh, he writes them so some girl can give him a blowjob. I sneaked cakes out sometimes to find people like Kobe Bryant.
"... people like Kobe Bryant."
WTF. Stay away from my lovers, bitch.