Warped! The Matrix Reloaded (what architects do when bored)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 15, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-15-03
Who are you?
I am the Architect. But call me Dr Pedantic. I created the Matrix. And the Yankees. And the hurricane Isabella.
You created the Yankees? Oh man, Trinity is going to die when she hears this.
She's already dead. So by some weird reasoning she'll come back to life now, since grabbing her heart to jump-start it is absolutely shitty.
Thanks... wait, WTF?
You see, I'm a total arsechuck so I'll take your clothes as payment. And destroy the Matrix while I'm at it.