SimLife (babelfish can't help, either)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 18, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-18-03
*click*
Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Welcome to the world of The Sims, where we have no idea what the hell they're saying.
Sheesh, God, I'm not sleeping in the same bed with this guy! Gonna get an expresso...
At least I know that cup's beer, since our pee is blue.