DIRTY GOES TO HELL AND MEETS AIR by Air10-02-02 AIR CONFRONTS DIRTY AIR: welcome to hell, dirty... wanna fuck? DIRTY: i dunno... IMMEDIATELY AFTER... air set you up the bomb... and you want to be saved? please! i feel so invaded... DIRTY GETS OFF air's gonna be so pissed at me :(
A DATE WITH SATAN? by Air10-02-02 SATAN ARISES yea bitch you liked that didn't you? oh satan you nailed me good uh... uh..... satan is so hot hail satan! just a booty call? noooooooooooo!!!!
Brittney Spears is Attacked !!! by Air10-02-02 One day while practicing... Oops.. I diiiiid it agaaaaaain--- ---I played with your heaaaaart--- ---got lost in the gaaaaame--- ---ooo baby, baby... SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! Somebody heeeeeelp meeee! Justin, where are youuuuu?!?!?
The Annoying Little Squirrel.... by Air10-02-02 Hello! ??? What in the hell do you want? Nut'in. hahaha Riiiiiiight...
Ozzy Osbourne Meets Kurt Cobaine... ??? by Air10-02-02 Sup Ozzy? Kurt Cobaine... aren't you supposed to be dead? Well I am, Ozzy. What in the bloody --- boo! SHARRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Untrustworthy Super Hero by Air10-02-02 Are there any hardened criminals here? Why do you ask that?! Because I'm a hardened super hero... know what I mean? HELP!! She's pretty smart for such a young girl. Hey! You! She might not have wanted any, but I sure do.
Adventures in Legal Highs by Air10-02-02 wow... ....whoa!! ...... ...ooooo.... ..yeeeah.... What in the world is up with you, Red?! I'm robo-tripping!
The Stoned Age by Air10-02-02 Yo Dave... Is that what i think it is? Hell yeah, Frank. You know that stuff will kill you, right? Well, rumor has it there's a meteor headed our way and we're all going to die anyway. Oh yeah.... Pass that shit. :P~
Anybody for a Pirate Joke? by Air10-02-02 Have you heard of that new pirate movie coming out? No.. It's rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... ??? har har har I don't get it!?!?
Scarface by Air10-02-02 Say hello to my little friend. Hello. Why did you say that? You asked me to..? It's a rhetorical question, you idiot! Oh... I knew that.
Stupid by Air10-03-02 Hey sugar. You come here often? Get away from me, you're nasty. Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a drink? You've really got no game, do you? If I give you five dollars will -- SURE!
Computers Vs. Televisions by Air10-03-02 The television is far superior to the likes of you. Nuh uh. Computers are much better because of their usefulness. I display hundreds of channels including more movies, sporting events, and other entertaining shows than you could ever need. Well I have access to billions and billions of information including everything you just mentioned... AND I have am equipted with a TV adaptor. So ha! Well at least *I* don't have to be upgraded. At last I'm uncensored and unregulated by the FCC. Wanker.
SC and Air by Air10-03-02 SC approaches Air... What's up, Air? SC I know you just turned 12 and all, but #MDMA is youth-restricted. Air I just want to be your friend. Pleeeeeeeeeease? Look at you. Kids like you make me not want to have kids. Know what I mean? Now GET LOST. SC's only option for entertainment: Guess I'll just have to look up some more mature shemale hairy porn. *sob* Accessing Porn...
DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS (part 1) by Air10-03-02 Ok. Hey little girl. I think there's a candy bar inside that thing. Why don't you go in there and get it? I'll come in and help you find it... Yeah just like that. Come give daddy some sugar, sweetie. STOP! NO! DON'T!