Teasing the president is fun...

Author: Alan_Greenspan

Date: September 18, 2001

by Alan_Greenspan
9-18-01
In order to stimbulitate the econimisery-thing, I, President George Dubyah Bush, have ordered to Federal Reserve to lower interesting rates.
Actually, we are not going to do that. We are going to raise interest rates.
You're gonna... he said he... Dick! Mister Cheeeneyyyy!!! He said he's going to put them UP!!!
Oh crap, Mister Cheney is in hopstable with Cadillac problems! ...I think... What do I do? What do I do???
I planned to put them down the whole time, but it's so much fun to see him have kittens like this...