Any resemblance to persons living or dead is coincidental.

Author: AlaricD

Date: March 22, 2001

by AlaricD
3-22-01
See, there he is! That dude that looks like Wierd Al in his "Fat" costume!
Ooooh, man... he DOES look like that.... And he SMELLS!
Maybe I'm just too mean... I mean, his problem could be glandular or something.
So, you think there's any hope for him?
I dunno... You'd think with the advances in medicine they're making every day, he could take a goddam shower once in a while.
I think there's a car wash nearby... If you have some quarters, we could treat him to the "Foaming Brush" and maybe the "Spot-Free Rinse"...