l33t Jesus

Author: AlastairFoster

Date: March 2, 2001

by AlastairFoster
3-02-01
Jesus was on the cross. When the local Vietnamese whore offered him pleasure...
Me love you. Me love you long time. 2 dollar! 2 dollar sucky fucky!
I'm fucking dying here!
Jesus politely refused, and the Vietnamese slut fucked off...
Aww... Fuck. i wanted to touch her fanny!
Well you maybe the son of God an all. But you still had a small dick!
JESUS RULES MANG!
I need a wank.