Ripley's Bullshit or Not

Author: Alcestis

Date: March 7, 2001

by Alcestis
3-07-01
Excuse me...
Yes?
Are you the Loch Ness Monster? If so, may I pet you?
No! but yes, to the second question...
Ew! Like I'd pet that creature if it wasn't really Nessie.