Being John Malchovich2 The grande Finale

Author: Alexandra

Date: February 26, 2003

by Alexandra
2-26-03
Alex has an imaginary friend named Amber.
Her name is Rebecca. Ass.
Don't make me remind you that your the one writing this bitch.
I'm going to go to bed.
Anyway...So, Amber your a student at Columbia University? Thats fascinating! Can I offer you my filthy cho- I mean, a beer?