This strip is a cry for help. No it really isn't. I'm fine.

Author: Alexandra

Date: February 28, 2003

by Alexandra
2-28-03
Yes but I've touched a real boobie.
I'm a lvl 74 dungeon king with my own kingdom in an online RPG.
Wait, I think we were supposed to say that in the opposite order.
O, yeah, and this frame was supposed to be silent and I was supposed to cry alone in the last frame.
That would've been fuckin hilarious!
Not really.