My non-sequitur titles are neither meaningful nor humorous..

Author: Alexandra

Date: March 19, 2003

by Alexandra
3-19-03
Hey! I finished my latest poem!
Really? Is it about how good my shit tasted in your mouth last night?
Yes...
From now on this how I'll end every comic.
Do you think tonight you cou-
Hey, wait. Have you seen those commercials with the woman in a bikini? OMG!