Romeo and Juliet

Author: Alexandra

Date: March 28, 2003

by Alexandra
3-28-03
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say Ay; And I will take thy word: yet, if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove false.
Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear, That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops,—
O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
What than shall I swear by?
My butthole.
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