I still can't find my bitches. I'm sure they're somewhere.

Author: Alexandra

Date: March 29, 2003

by Alexandra
3-29-03
Have you seen my bitches?
You never had bitches. You DO, on the other hand, have a heavy bag that you have beaten, licked, danced with, and dry humped.
YOU PROMISSED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY *SOB* *SOB*
No I didn't.
He left out the time when I made out with it too.
I didn't really dry hump it, did I?
Well you sure as hell tried to.