SHEESH!! SOMEBODYS IN A HURRY FOR SOME LUVIN!

Author: Alexandra

Date: April 26, 2003

by Alexandra
4-26-03
So there are chicks on this cruise?
Yes sir. And they all want you. badly. They are dying for your hot stinky human man body.
SWEET! LET EM AT ME!
I would sir. But you have a Spanish report due in 40 hours and you're 6 lessons behind in calculus homework.
Then Alex woke up.
And subsequentley bled himself to near death via ferocious self gratification.