Black Operations 001: Insurance Agent by AlphaOperator8-29-02 I almost lost my notebook computer, and needed to contact our family's insurance agent. AAAAA!!! Oh wait, that's not him. Our insurance agent wears pants. No, the damn dry cleaners wrecked my Dockers.
Black Operations 002: Pimpin [computers] ain't easy! by AlphaOperator8-29-02 I can git you an awesome system baby! Pentium 4, shared video memory, 80gig hard drive, and a CD-RW and DVD! Plus you know you can trust Compaq's quality! Best Buy's ad department has sunk to a new low. So, you'll want that extra in-store warrenty expansion, right? Gotta have that extra warrenty.
Black Operations 003: Alpha and Joe in Pennsylvania by AlphaOperator8-29-02 So how did you end up as an insurance agent, Joe? They said I was too evil, they sent me here as punishment. Too evil? Did you ever get a policy payment denied on a whim because of an obscure loophole? You're right, you're too evil for hell. But you'll fit in fine in Pennsylvania. Yeah, I'll take hell over Pennsylvania any day. More jobs and less taxes.
