FTC 115: Democratic Pig

Author: AnIntellectualMind

Date: August 21, 2007

Yes?
Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance?
I'm not interested. You insurance guys just want to induce a feeling of panic so you can cash in. You're like the Bush administration telling us to be afraid of more terrorist attacks so we vote ...
... for him again. So as long as you can't offer me an insurance covering frustration caused by bad politicians I'm asking you to leave.
That pig sure looks like a terrorist to me. Gotta call the Secret service.