a P.S.A. from your friendly neighborhood tobacco company

Author: AnalogKid

Date: October 20, 2003

a P.S.A. from your friendly neighborhood tobacco company by AnalogKid 10-20-03
Hello boys and girls, I'm Mr. Butts, and I'm your friend. Don't believe all the lies you hear about me.	I'm a really swell guy. In fact, I want you to meet one of my good friends.	Tom here will tell you that all those bad things they say about me are just not true? Right Tom? *cough* That's right.... and my lung feels great.