Blueman Speaks For Habitat For Humanity

Author: AnalogKid

Date: October 21, 2003

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Here at Habitat For Humanity, we help put families in unfortunate circumstances into quality, affordable housing.
Yeah, and we build them all by hand, thus eliminating excessive construction costs.
Hey, I lost my job when a drunk driver hit me and put me in this wheel chair. I lost my house and now my three kids don't have a place to sleep, can you help?
I'm sorry, we have very strict guidelines about who can qualify. I'm afraid you make too much money.
Yo beyatch...my Hummers double-parked. Can I like get a house or not?
Why of course, come this way. After all, we're here to help those in need.