Like The Pledge Of Allegiance Says: 'And Teen Angst For All'

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: October 15, 2007

Hey, Kid. Are you Daniel Cloneton?
Uh, yeah. Why?
It has come to the Government's knowledge that you recently became a Teenager. I've been ordered to deliver your Government-Issue Teen Angst, Attitude Problem and Acne.
*Rolls Eyes* Great, I always wanted to read "The Catcher In The Rye."