Organic Soap Would've Saved Their Relationship

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: October 15, 2007

Liam, I'm breaking up with you.
No, Sophie! You can't! Think of all we've been through together! The Protests, Pot, Boycotts, Marches, not Showering and Pink Floyd Concerts! Didn't they mean anything to you?
Sorry, Liam, but I have to be going. I'm meeting Sean to go protest the Public Library. The glue they use to bind those books is made from Animal Products, ya know.
Sophie, come back! Uh... Everytime you break my heart a baby Seal is clubbed to death, or something.