William Tell Wants To Shave Your Beard

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: October 25, 2007

Nice beard.
Yeah, I know. I've been meanin to shave for a while. I just hate shaving my face.
I could shoot it off your face.
No. I, uh, don't think that's a good idea.
No, really, I'm a good shot. I'm a motherfuckin' William Tell!
Yeah, I'm gonna go shave. I'll be right back.