River City, Fist City, Whatever Bullshit Name You Call It

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: November 20, 2007

Did you hear about the list?
Yes, I did. This is terrible news.
How is it bad? The city is no longer one of the 25 Most Dangerous Places in America.
Yeah, but the city was at least known for that. Now no one will ever think of us. I mean, we're not going to get on a top 25 lists for anything good.
You're a fucked up Mayor.