Salad Folks Look A Bit Like Satan's Pitchforks, Too

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: December 22, 2007

Mom, why don't you try to eat something healthy, like a Salad.
*CHEWING LOUDLY* I don't eat Salads, Jim. You know I'm religious.
How does being religious have anything to do with eatting a damn Salad?
Salad and Satan are a little too close for my comfort.