Creationism - OR - If I Saw You In Heaven

Author: AndTeenAngstForAll

Date: December 24, 2007

Do you think dinosaurs are allowed in Heaven?
No, idiot. There only animals allowed in Heaven are pets. And dinosaurs were never pets so they can't go to heaven. Sorry.
I bet you're wrong. And when you get to heaven you'll see one and it's gonna be really awkward because you weren't expecting to have to see a dinosaur for the rest of forever.
Whatever.
Later in life... (Pretend Heaven does exist for this one!)
Fuck, this IS akward.