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by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Dude, show me your weenis.
What? No.
No, come on it'll be cool.
No, I will not!
Alright. But you're gonna regret it fool.
What? What the hell is going on.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Pauley is still trying to get Gary to show the weenis.
Hey nigga. Remember when you showed me your weenis?
What? That never happened!
Dude-fool, it so happened.
Man, that never puckin' happened!
Pauley, you're freakin' crazy in the brain.
Yeah, ok. I'm the crazy guy. You're the one who showed your weenis.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
So, um, you're the infamous mail order sex bot?
Yes, i'm here to pleasure you version 3.2 ways.
Can you morph into any female forms?
Yes, master.
Look at my face, I am so getting my mad style freak on tonight.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
You know, you won't pass off for a girl for longer with that super guy face you're toting around.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
I've noticed some things about you, Frank.
You don't talk much and you're always getting liquored- up and you eat pencils as well as Jargon Brand bologna.
Shhh, i'm not really alive.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Like the new playground, Suzy?
Yeah, its tight.
So tell me, why were you absent from school the past 9 months?
Well, I got pregnant and had 5 kids then got a job at Mickey D's to support the lil' bastards cause their dad left me.
Uh, ohh, uh.
I'm glad I squirted the lil' hellions out cause the contractions were a bitch.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Make sure you read the other "Show me your weenis" comics to understand this one.
Man this Jargon Brand Robot Extreme Toy kicks ass. Man I gotta tinkle.
What the hell is this thing? Haha, i'm gonna show it my weenis.
What the shit?

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Make sure you read the other "Show me your weenis" comics
Hehe, little doggy wanna show me whats under those undies?
Ahh, my eye!
Wha?
I'll show you whats under the undies, its mah weenis.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Requires reading of the other "Show me your weenis" comics
Hey kids, we would like to welcome you all to the after school rap play, "Billy Wonka and Charlie Fuck-it in the Amazing Flow Factory"
As my dumb ass non-friend would say, "Its mad crazy fresh you dumb ho."
Magic!..... Bitch
Oh no, please don't let it be Pauley.
Bo-YA. You can't have no mad silly fresh play without the masta! Hey, show the audience your weenis.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Requires reading of previous "Show me your weenis" comics
Man, i'm tired of all this weenis bullshit. Seriously, no one cares about your weenis or mine.
Well nigga ho, I guess its only fair I show you my weenis.
ULTIMATE WEENIS TRANSFORMATION
WEENIS!!!!!! HO!!!
HOLY LORD! You're weenis is an arm!
Yeah, its a personal problem. But believe it or not, the bitches love it.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
... and remember on your way from church, do unto to others as......
Wa?? Where am I? JESUS! Oh its you!
Yeah, yeah. Keep it down I got a hand ache. Listen, I brought you hear to tell you two things. You are boring people with your sermons.
Oh, i'm soo sorry, what should I do?
Honestly, you can't do anything about the boring sermons cause you suck. So i've gone ahead and killed you. Welcome to heaven dummy.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
That damn Pauley, he showed me his sick weenis. I'm sorry, you're a great girlfriend and don't need to hear this.
It's ok, that arm weenis is fuckin' weird.
Wait, how do you know about it, babe?
He sexed me with it. He sexed me up real good.
NO!!!!!!

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Hey Gary, you gotta check out the Pokemon I caught out here. Its back at my house.
Cool, lets go see.
Chloe off frame - "Isn't it an awesome Pokemon?"
.....
Hey, I didn't know she could throw the Pokeball that high either.

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
-GOODBYE-
Dammit AOL. I swear if you boot me off one more time I will just, I don't know!
RAGE MODE
-GOODBYE-
SON OF A BITCH-BASTARD
AHHHH!!! FUCK THE WORLD AND THEIR BROADBAND INTERNET CONNECTION HYBRID CHIPSET GRAPHICS DRIVERS OPTIC LASER

 

by AndyApocalypse
2-01-03
Hey, did you lose weight?
Fuck you.

 

by AndyApocalypse
6-30-06
I'm tellin' ya man, I can do it.
I dunno, sounds scary.
BOO-YA!
... is that you Lord?

 

by AndyApocalypse
6-30-06
Look, I have to admit, there is an ulterior motive for me treating you to dinner.
Ah Christ, not this crap again. Look, I chose this career because I had nothing...
... look man I'm just worried about you. I mean, what is the 5 year outlook for a Ninja? You can't possibly raise children on a Ninja income.
YOU'RE A 5-YEAR OUTLOOK!
That's what I thought. No one likes to die anymore. Your business is all dried-up.
YOU'RE A DRIED UP! GOD DAMMIT QUIT JUDGING ME!

 

by AndyApocalypse
7-25-06
Aye nigga I eat ya mane I'm a BUG!
Aww hell nah son!
SPLAT, on yo ass.
Ohhh yeahhh, wait 'till them niggas on MySpace peep THIS bulletin.

 

by AndyApocalypse
7-25-06
Aight mane, I'll have a cheese................ um..................... is that you Lord??
... yeah..
Ahhhh shit son, what you doin' workin here mane?
Honestly?
Well, yeah...
.... I'm saving up for a PS3.

 

by AndyApocalypse
7-25-06
Man I got a big problem. I let this dude borrow a damn good CD and he won't give it back, but the thing is....
Nah man FUCK that shit. I don't give a shit who he is - you go and get your fuckin' shit back by any means necessary!
Look, Jesus. I just want my fucking CD back man I don't want to have to... ahh shit...
Yeah..... don't think my dad's gonna be happy to hear this.
Alright man, so what the fuck?
Yeah umm... things just went from bad to worse.

 

by AndyApocalypse
8-19-07
Ah hell. I've gotta find some place to lay low for a loooong time.
Jesus Christ, Mike! You're covered in blood!
Yeah, well I walked in on my girlfriend having "convulsions" so I performed an emergency operation.
Well, nothing wrong with that. You're a seasoned surgeon.
Well she wasn't having convulsions. I forgot that we never finished our sexual roleplay from the previous night.
Good God....

 

by AndyApocalypse
1-11-08
NOW PRESENTING the comedy stylings of GLEENOR!
Errro æ ¾yçܐrÅæç!!!!!!!
WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT YOU SAY!
Rosetta Stone language software, you have failed me for the last time...

 

by AndyApocalypse
1-11-08
Hmm, the letter said to meet her here.
Fuck, there's nothing out here but desert.
LAUNCHING TEST NUKE IN 3... 2... 1...

 

by AndyApocalypse
1-18-08
Dammit, I don't get it.
The invoice clearly states that I ordered a sex female sex doll.
... and preferably one without teeth.

 

Wow, uh, amazing work J-Man. It's a miracle you kept that server online.
AMONG others...
by AndyApocalypse, 9-16-08

 

by AndyApocalypse
9-16-08
well?
Yeah, It'll fit.

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