How to Make a Ninja Cry

Author: AndyApocalypse

Date: June 30, 2006

by AndyApocalypse
6-30-06
Look, I have to admit, there is an ulterior motive for me treating you to dinner.
Ah Christ, not this crap again. Look, I chose this career because I had nothing...
... look man I'm just worried about you. I mean, what is the 5 year outlook for a Ninja? You can't possibly raise children on a Ninja income.
YOU'RE A 5-YEAR OUTLOOK!
That's what I thought. No one likes to die anymore. Your business is all dried-up.
YOU'RE A DRIED UP! GOD DAMMIT QUIT JUDGING ME!