All comics by Angrier_American

 

Hello! Have you longed for friends and family to shake their heads in disbelief after watching you in television scenes?
Wonder no longer with the "David Caruso Method of Acting" kit!
Imagine yourself accepting that Razzie Award with the confidence that only David's character can show when he puts on his sunglasses!
Teach an exercise class by: putting both hands on your hips, face people at an angle, squint, tilt your head, and talk slowly and in a stilted manner.
Excuse, how well did you like using the "David Caruso Method of Acting" kit?
I.did.My.boss.did.not.So.I.was.let.go.

 

Young teacher speaking during a Friday afternoon math class
Let's see, I think that's everything. Hmm. Well, I'll see you all after the weekend.
All the classmates hear it!
Yes, Johnny?
*But teacher, you FORGOT to give us our homework assignment!*
Lord, little Johnny didn't have to DIE at the hands of some of his classmates!
That's right. If he had not gone up to our teacher, I would not have thrown my voice and made him look like he said those things.

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