Captain Wolf II

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: February 18, 2006

by AngryAmerican
2-18-06
Later, on a nearby desert island....
I love to swim. I sank the ship on purpose.
My morphogenic field seems to sometimes put me in forms appropriate to my surroundings. I have to be the coolest pirate's parrot in the history of piracy.
Now i break open one of those orangutan eggs for the nourishing yolk. Behold my versility.
ah...
DIE EMBRIONIC PRIMATE SCUM!!!
I seem to know many receipes for the tender flesh of unborn orangutans. Strange.