Sean the Irish Cop

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: February 18, 2006

by AngryAmerican
2-18-06
Sir, do you know why i pulled you over?
No sir i don't believe i do. Can you clue me in?
Not because you're legally well over the limit. That's so obvious i woulda just let you wreck. No, i pulled you over because i'm going to beat you shitless.
ummm...*hic*... that a fact?
Yes. Its our way of saying welcome to Toledo.
But this is Baltimore.........oh.