Vikings

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: March 1, 2006

by AngryAmerican
3-01-06
OK so here's the plan: we set fire to that farmstead, then rape the first thing that runs out. sound good?
What happens if the first thing that runs out is a terrified farmer wielding a shit encrusted pitchfork?
Hmmm. That is a bit of a mood killer...All right, new plan: We storm the house, break down the door and rape the first thing we can tackle. Ready?
But that doesn't preclude the fact that it may STILL be a terrifed farmer wielding a shit encrusted pitchfork that we have to tackle before we can rape it, now does it?
Ah. You're right. Well. What if he's ruggedly handsome?
Oh well if he's ruggedly handsome....